Ten Reasons to Kill People
Posted in Random Babble on Dec 30th, 2008 2 Comments »
If your neighbor is…
1. Being gay (Lev 20:13)
2. Working on Sunday (Exod 31:14-15)
3. Having sex before marriage (Deut 22:20-21)
4. Saying “God Damn It” or “Jesus Christ” (Lev 24:11-16)
5. Not listening to his parents (Deut 21:18-21)
6. Swearing at his parents (Lev 20:9)
7. Sacrificing goats to the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Exod 22:20)
8. [...]
